Never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the read more

Never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. There are lots of nice things you can do with sand; but do not try building a house on it.

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.