Don't shit on your own doorstep.

Don't shit on your own doorstep.

A kinsman, a friend, or whom you intreate, take not to serve you,
if you will be served neately.

A kinsman, a friend, or whom you intreate, take not to serve you,
if you will be served neately.

The house should derive dignity from the master, not the master
from the house.

The house should derive dignity from the master, not the master
from the house.

You can drive out nature with a pitchfork but she keeps on coming
back.

You can drive out nature with a pitchfork but she keeps on coming
back.

Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto
those that be of heavy hearts.

Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto
those that be of heavy hearts.

Take all the swift advantage of the hours.

Take all the swift advantage of the hours.

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind!
The thief doth fear each bush an officer.

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind!
The thief doth fear each bush an officer.

Now to drink and trip it on the light fantastic toe.

Now to drink and trip it on the light fantastic toe.

Snuffling through his nose some stale joke.

Snuffling through his nose some stale joke.