Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

If you done it, it ain't bragging.

If you done it, it ain't bragging.

Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home read more

Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley.

The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.

The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it.

If I cannot brag of knowing something, then I brag of not knowing it; at any rate, brag.

If I cannot brag of knowing something, then I brag of not knowing it; at any rate, brag.

There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all read more

There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.

Mere flimflam stories, and nothing but shams and lies.

Mere flimflam stories, and nothing but shams and lies.