It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own.

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own.

A nation is a society united by a delusion about it's ancestry and by common hatred of it's neighbours.

A nation is a society united by a delusion about it's ancestry and by common hatred of it's neighbours.

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say.

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say.

Do not mend your neighbor's fence before seeing to your own.

Do not mend your neighbor's fence before seeing to your own.

Your neighbor's vision is as true for him as your own vision is true for you.

Your neighbor's vision is as true for him as your own vision is true for you.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?

Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors

Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbours.

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbours.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as read more

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.