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My mother wanted me to be a lawyer and I wanted to be an Actor. So I went to school, read more
My mother wanted me to be a lawyer and I wanted to be an Actor. So I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple of weeks after I graduated college I called my mother up and said 'Can I borrow $200?' and she said 'Why don't you act like you've got $200.'
I sweat. If anything comes easy to me I mistrust it.
I sweat. If anything comes easy to me I mistrust it.
 A long, exact, and serious comedy;
 In every scene some moral let it teach,
  And, if it read more 
 A long, exact, and serious comedy;
 In every scene some moral let it teach,
  And, if it can, at once both please and preach. 
 The play bill which is said to have announced the tragedy of 
Hamlet, the character of the Prince of read more 
 The play bill which is said to have announced the tragedy of 
Hamlet, the character of the Prince of Denmark being left out. 
 Everybody has his own theatre, in which he is manager, actor, 
prompter, playwright, sceneshifter, boxkeepeer, doorkeeper, all 
in read more 
 Everybody has his own theatre, in which he is manager, actor, 
prompter, playwright, sceneshifter, boxkeepeer, doorkeeper, all 
in one, and audience into the bargain. 
Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and at the same time selling yourself.
Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and at the same time selling yourself.
 Farce follow'd Comedy, and reach'd her prime.
 In ever-laughing Foote's fantastic time;
  Mad wag! who pardon'd none, read more 
 Farce follow'd Comedy, and reach'd her prime.
 In ever-laughing Foote's fantastic time;
  Mad wag! who pardon'd none, nor spared the best,
   And turn'd some very serious things to jest.
    Nor church nor state escaped his public sneers,
     Arms nor the gown, priests, lawyers, volunteers;
      "Alas, poor Yorick!" now forever mute!
       Whoever loves a laugh must sigh for Foote.
        We smile, perforce, when histrionic scenes
         Ape the swoln dialogue of kings and queens,
          When "Chrononhotonthelogos must die,"
           And Arthur struts in mimic majesty. 
The play was a great success but the audience was a disaster.
The play was a great success but the audience was a disaster.
 Like a dull actor now,
 I have forgot my part, and I am out,
  Even to a read more 
 Like a dull actor now,
 I have forgot my part, and I am out,
  Even to a full disgrace.