I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going read more

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.

This is legal process that now is up to the international community, because there is more than one country implicated.

This is legal process that now is up to the international community, because there is more than one country implicated.

We're about halfway there. The future is bright. We will continue to spiral up.

We're about halfway there. The future is bright. We will continue to spiral up.

This is the nicest way to search somebody if they have to be searched.

This is the nicest way to search somebody if they have to be searched.

leave the holy sites quickly, lay down their weapons and return to the rule of order and law.

leave the holy sites quickly, lay down their weapons and return to the rule of order and law.

Sidney Crosby is going to play where Sidney Crosby and his agent decide he's going to play. Any player who read more

Sidney Crosby is going to play where Sidney Crosby and his agent decide he's going to play. Any player who has reached the age of 18 by Sept. 15 is eligible to play in our league if he is appropriately under contract.

Shamrock came along at a great time for the Miami Dolphins. I was looking for another option for our players read more

Shamrock came along at a great time for the Miami Dolphins. I was looking for another option for our players that was nicer than your typical extended stay, but not as expensive as a corporate apartment. Shamrock proved to be the best of both worlds.

A car crash harnesses elements of eroticism, aggression, desire, speed, drama, kinesthetic factors, the stylizing of motion, consumer goods, status read more

A car crash harnesses elements of eroticism, aggression, desire, speed, drama, kinesthetic factors, the stylizing of motion, consumer goods, status -- all these in one event. I myself see the car crash as a tremendous sexual event really: a liberation of human and machine libido (if there is such a thing).