Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

I had them lay on the ground until the sheriff's department got there.

I had them lay on the ground until the sheriff's department got there.

Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with. [On the subject read more

Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with. [On the subject of Mr. Bean].

A lot of teams out there have these great records, but who did they play? We played those teams with read more

A lot of teams out there have these great records, but who did they play? We played those teams with the thought that it would prepare us for the playoffs.

Almost every person over 45, and definitely those who have ever smoked, should have a spirometry test.

Almost every person over 45, and definitely those who have ever smoked, should have a spirometry test.

You have to credit my teammates. Without them I wouldn't have had any assists.

You have to credit my teammates. Without them I wouldn't have had any assists.

People talk about it being so heavy, but right now it feels weightless around my neck.

People talk about it being so heavy, but right now it feels weightless around my neck.

After the race I was a little disappointed because that was the second time I lost to that kid. I read more

After the race I was a little disappointed because that was the second time I lost to that kid. I thought maybe if it was on a different track I could have beaten that kid, but that's part of racing, the type of track you're on and stuff like that. I always want to win, but that's kind of a reality. It was a good showing to be there and finish second.

It appears the Scottish people have rejected separatism this evening. There was a fundamental choice -- an expensive and messy read more

It appears the Scottish people have rejected separatism this evening. There was a fundamental choice -- an expensive and messy divorce or the positive policies of Labour.