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Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

by Jeff Agoos Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in read more

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

by David Antin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's a very small operation, there are five of us traveling, and I like working with different audiences, seeing how read more

It's a very small operation, there are five of us traveling, and I like working with different audiences, seeing how different it is from one night to the next.

by Bea Arthur Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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No author ever drew a character consistent to human nature, but he was forced to ascribe to it many inconsistencies.

No author ever drew a character consistent to human nature, but he was forced to ascribe to it many inconsistencies.

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You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover read more

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself.

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It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

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We played good defense (all game) and ran our offense (in the second half). When we do that, we can read more

We played good defense (all game) and ran our offense (in the second half). When we do that, we can win.

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who tries to keep the Civil War at bay and his family safe as the battle spreads and threatens their read more

who tries to keep the Civil War at bay and his family safe as the battle spreads and threatens their very existence.

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There are bugs everywhere. We share the world with bugs.

There are bugs everywhere. We share the world with bugs.

by Kelly Anthony Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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