Don't give advice unless you're asked.

Don't give advice unless you're asked.

I should be proud to have my memory graced, but only if the monument be placed... here, where I endured read more

I should be proud to have my memory graced, but only if the monument be placed... here, where I endured three hundred hours in line before the implacable iron bars.

We've become a very sought-after partner for developing Broadway musicals.

We've become a very sought-after partner for developing Broadway musicals.

Villagers do not think village cricket is funny.

Villagers do not think village cricket is funny.

While a lot of African Americans and Latinos may have negative perceptions about the military, they can still identify with read more

While a lot of African Americans and Latinos may have negative perceptions about the military, they can still identify with the strength of the soldier.

I am partial to ladies if they are nice. I suppose it is my nature. I am not quite a read more

I am partial to ladies if they are nice. I suppose it is my nature. I am not quite a gentleman but you would hardly notice it.

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him read more

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

The opportunity is there,

The opportunity is there,