We definitely look forward to these events.

We definitely look forward to these events.

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a read more

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.

We have closed all the holes and gaps. The situation on the border is now stable. The mess that we read more

We have closed all the holes and gaps. The situation on the border is now stable. The mess that we have had in the last few days is over.

God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.

God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.

The key is to have a professionalism, to do drills that these guys didn't get when they were kids. Simple read more

The key is to have a professionalism, to do drills that these guys didn't get when they were kids. Simple things, like how to hold a stick properly and defensive coverage.

The first outage was at 8:20 a.m., and the last customer was back on by 3:30 p.m.. Most problems were read more

The first outage was at 8:20 a.m., and the last customer was back on by 3:30 p.m.. Most problems were taken care of in one to three hours.

There is no rule without revolts and conspiracies, even as there is no property without work and worry.

There is no rule without revolts and conspiracies, even as there is no property without work and worry.

They need to be permanent employees.

They need to be permanent employees.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study read more

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.