I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

They're sheep. They like Bush enough to credit him with saving the nation after 9/11. Three thousand people get killed, read more

They're sheep. They like Bush enough to credit him with saving the nation after 9/11. Three thousand people get killed, and everybody thinks they're next on the list. The president comes along, and he's got his six-guns strapped on, and people think he's going to save them.

That's quite a remarkable accomplishment considering that fuel price increases are estimated to cost the company an additional $170 million, read more

That's quite a remarkable accomplishment considering that fuel price increases are estimated to cost the company an additional $170 million, or 20 cents a share, in 2005.

His pitch count was good. We don't have another game until Thursday, so after the fifth inning I told him read more

His pitch count was good. We don't have another game until Thursday, so after the fifth inning I told him I was going to give him a shot to go the full distance. I'm very proud of what we saw from him.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

We have to treat people as if they have nothing.

We have to treat people as if they have nothing.

The Merchant City has some great venues for comedy. We want to show a bit of everything that happens in read more

The Merchant City has some great venues for comedy. We want to show a bit of everything that happens in Glasgow's comedy community.

I couldn't see it go in because of the mound in front of the green, ... I knew it was read more

I couldn't see it go in because of the mound in front of the green, ... I knew it was going to be close.

You know you can't make that big play, get that turnover every time. We've got to do some basic things, read more

You know you can't make that big play, get that turnover every time. We've got to do some basic things, some good, overall football things.