(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

I see individuals scurrying to get into more fuel-efficient cars. Then they find out they owe more on their 2004 read more

I see individuals scurrying to get into more fuel-efficient cars. Then they find out they owe more on their 2004 vehicle than what they could get as a trade-in.

I like to prepare dough ahead for pizza crusts too. Whenever I bake loaves of whole wheat, anadama, herb, or read more

I like to prepare dough ahead for pizza crusts too. Whenever I bake loaves of whole wheat, anadama, herb, or other breads . . . I just mix up a little extra, package the dough in onepound lots, and freeze it right alongside my other ingredients. Then—when pizza day rolls around—all I have to do is go to the freezer and select one container of crust, one sauce, one sausage, and one cheese . . . thaw everything . . . roll out the dough and spread on the sauce, sausage, and cheese . . . bake my creation at 450°F for about 15 minutes or until the cheese is slightly browned . . . and 'serve 'er up' to a hungry family of four.

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die read more

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.

I think the letter is genuine. We can't verify it because we don't know where he is, he is on read more

I think the letter is genuine. We can't verify it because we don't know where he is, he is on the run. I have seen his signature before and it looks like it. I think it is authentic.

The Global Services division goes from strength to strength, providing BT with diversification away from pure telecoms services that remain read more

The Global Services division goes from strength to strength, providing BT with diversification away from pure telecoms services that remain under intense pricing pressure.

Laziness grows on people; it begins in cobwebs and ends in iron chains. The more one has to do, the read more

Laziness grows on people; it begins in cobwebs and ends in iron chains. The more one has to do, the more he is able to accomplish.

Our neighborhood is so drenched in pain and blood. It's the business of the church to try to offer understanding.

Our neighborhood is so drenched in pain and blood. It's the business of the church to try to offer understanding.

Enchanted April' is edgy, and will talk to an older audience.

Enchanted April' is edgy, and will talk to an older audience.