Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

This is only the beginning,

This is only the beginning,

Simply filing the motion doesn't change anything.

Simply filing the motion doesn't change anything.

We don't think we need this stuff, but we work hard during the school year, so we reward ourselves.

We don't think we need this stuff, but we work hard during the school year, so we reward ourselves.

I thought it was an earthquake.

I thought it was an earthquake.

Isolating the transportation budget and postponing action on it will only exacerbate the crisis.

Isolating the transportation budget and postponing action on it will only exacerbate the crisis.

All I can do is leave it in God's hands and hope that my fans feel where I'm coming from.

All I can do is leave it in God's hands and hope that my fans feel where I'm coming from.

I'm glad that she's been patient enough and not kind of succumb to what a lot of coaches succumb to. read more

I'm glad that she's been patient enough and not kind of succumb to what a lot of coaches succumb to. Which is at the first sign of success they jump up to what they think is a greener pasture -- a big-time job somewhere else. But she's been patient enough to kind of build something that's going to be long lasting.

We, who know that the Territories are not a part of Israel, and that all settlements are bound to be read more

We, who know that the Territories are not a part of Israel, and that all settlements are bound to be evacuated, hereby declare that we shall not continue to fight this War of the Settlements. We shall not continue to fight beyond the 1967 borders in order to dominate, expel, starve and humiliate an entire people... We shall continue serving the Israel Defense Force in any mission that serves Israel's defense.