Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

[MISSING MARKO: Backup OT Marko Cavka underwent surgery yesterday to insert a metal plate in his fractured left forearm, according read more

[MISSING MARKO: Backup OT Marko Cavka underwent surgery yesterday to insert a metal plate in his fractured left forearm, according to a source. It wasn't a fractured wrist, as first reported by the team. He will miss eight to 10 weeks. ... Abraham, in his latest comments about his franchise tag/contract dispute, reacted coolly toward the front office.] I came back strictly for my teammates, not for the people upstairs, ... I feel like I've proved myself, but that's not proof for them. I have to work with what they're doing.

Whether it would be a feature film or not I didn't know.

Whether it would be a feature film or not I didn't know.

He misses playing. He prepared really hard for his senior year. It has been tough on him.

He misses playing. He prepared really hard for his senior year. It has been tough on him.

Having been a linebacker in college, I feel I have an advantage because I can easily associate with my guys. read more

Having been a linebacker in college, I feel I have an advantage because I can easily associate with my guys. I can understand what they see and experience on the playing field, and it helps me teach them how to react and what techniques to use.

Historians say this will lead to civil conflict. It doesn't lead to girls being treasured. It leads to them being read more

Historians say this will lead to civil conflict. It doesn't lead to girls being treasured. It leads to them being traded as commodities and stolen.

The second half, we seemed like we picked up the pressure more and once we did, it seemed like it read more

The second half, we seemed like we picked up the pressure more and once we did, it seemed like it slowed them down to help us score a lot more.

No people in history have ever survived who thought they could protect their freedom by making themselves inoffensive to their read more

No people in history have ever survived who thought they could protect their freedom by making themselves inoffensive to their enemies

Property is not the sacred right. When a rich man becomes poor it is a misfortune, it is not a read more

Property is not the sacred right. When a rich man becomes poor it is a misfortune, it is not a moral evil. When a poor man becomes destitute, it is a moral evil, teeming with consequences and injurious to society and morality.