Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.

I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what read more

One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying.

One must marry one's feelings to one's beliefs and ideas. That is probably the only way to achieve a measure read more

One must marry one's feelings to one's beliefs and ideas. That is probably the only way to achieve a measure of harmony in one's life.

Men often become what they believe themselves to be. If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable read more

Men often become what they believe themselves to be. If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it. But when I believe I can, then I acquire the ability to do it even if I didn't have it in the beginning.

If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even read more

If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning.

Never believe your doubts and never doubt your beliefs.

Never believe your doubts and never doubt your beliefs.