A page has been opened on the path to modernization.

A page has been opened on the path to modernization.

It should be a pretty quiet day. We may see a little follow- through due to the strength of the read more

It should be a pretty quiet day. We may see a little follow- through due to the strength of the dollar.

We are taking all precautionary measures and the central government is giving us help. We are going to destroy all read more

We are taking all precautionary measures and the central government is giving us help. We are going to destroy all the birds.

We wanted to keep the speed and stability of a longer ski but make it a lot more maneuverable. It's read more

We wanted to keep the speed and stability of a longer ski but make it a lot more maneuverable. It's just all about the surface area. All of our skis are shorter than most, but they have the same surface area -- and that's what determines the speed and stability, the actual amount of ski on the snow.

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

Personally, I don't think it's a good idea to move to a countywide system. I have real concerns about how read more

Personally, I don't think it's a good idea to move to a countywide system. I have real concerns about how frequently the revenues would be distributed and what sort of accountability there would be in getting proper distribution.

Canada is abandoning its 40- to 50-year traditional diplomatic approach in how to deal with the dangers of nuclear weapons.

Canada is abandoning its 40- to 50-year traditional diplomatic approach in how to deal with the dangers of nuclear weapons.

Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that never read more

Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that never miss the opportunity to give encouragement.

You no longer really have to record the Super Bowl because you can get all the commercials on AOL the read more

You no longer really have to record the Super Bowl because you can get all the commercials on AOL the next day.