It's still frustrating to us that a national environmental organization that's never seen it or knows nothing about it is read more

It's still frustrating to us that a national environmental organization that's never seen it or knows nothing about it is trying to preserve a piece of land that's got oil wells all over it.

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of read more

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.

Our goal is always to hold the other team to 15 points or less. To hold them to three is read more

Our goal is always to hold the other team to 15 points or less. To hold them to three is really unbelievable.

He played the rest of the game, and I have gotta tell you, we were watching him like a hawk. read more

He played the rest of the game, and I have gotta tell you, we were watching him like a hawk. He did outstanding for a young guy that was a little nervous.

It's obviously a ton of money.

It's obviously a ton of money.

I wouldn't be upset if they lost. I think everyone would like to keep a record intact. But we understand read more

I wouldn't be upset if they lost. I think everyone would like to keep a record intact. But we understand records are there to be broken. One day, somebody's going to do it. The Colts have a very good opportunity.

My first co-writer was Andrew Jackson.

My first co-writer was Andrew Jackson.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 -- bowling balls. read more

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 -- bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

This "Know Yourself" is a silly proverb in some ways; To know the man next door is a much more read more

This "Know Yourself" is a silly proverb in some ways; To know the man next door is a much more useful rule