When asked what he would do if he only had six months to live: Type faster.

When asked what he would do if he only had six months to live: Type faster.

How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a read more

How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot.

The London attack is one of the attacks that al-Qaida ... had the honour of carrying out against Zionist, British read more

The London attack is one of the attacks that al-Qaida ... had the honour of carrying out against Zionist, British arrogance,

For a long time, parents did not have more than a modest amount of information about what really school is read more

For a long time, parents did not have more than a modest amount of information about what really school is about. In an era where choice is possible, you need good information.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I never wanted to go away, and the hard part now is the leaving you all. I'm not afraid, but read more

I never wanted to go away, and the hard part now is the leaving you all. I'm not afraid, but it seems as if I should be homesick for you even in heaven.

Considering the flurry of activity we've seen over the last few years, it's likely that those who made their purchases read more

Considering the flurry of activity we've seen over the last few years, it's likely that those who made their purchases prefer to stay put and perhaps lock in their mortgages while interest rates remain affordable.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Music I heard with you was more than music, and bread I broke with you was more than bread. Now read more

Music I heard with you was more than music, and bread I broke with you was more than bread. Now that I am without you, all is desolate; all that was once so beautiful is dead.