Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, read more

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Wine is a peep-hole on a man.

Wine is a peep-hole on a man.

It's just so much like Iraq, it's not funny, ... except for all the water, and they speak English.

It's just so much like Iraq, it's not funny, ... except for all the water, and they speak English.

Michael Jackson has an insatiable appetite for money.

Michael Jackson has an insatiable appetite for money.

She can cover a lot of ground and is our quarterback in the outfield. She also has a great stick, read more

She can cover a lot of ground and is our quarterback in the outfield. She also has a great stick, so she'll be important on offense and defense.

In many ways this is turned into a developing country,

In many ways this is turned into a developing country,

We should have done more damage to the Iraqi forces before they withdrew from the Kuwaiti theater.

We should have done more damage to the Iraqi forces before they withdrew from the Kuwaiti theater.

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes read more

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.

You don't find people of integrity who operate in that zone.

You don't find people of integrity who operate in that zone.