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    I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood up and asked me if I wanted to see his penis.

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What we've proposed is the result of many months of work and feedback from hundreds of people in San Diego read more

What we've proposed is the result of many months of work and feedback from hundreds of people in San Diego County.

by Jim Avery Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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One guy used up 572 hours in September, ... If you bring a bunch of 500-pound guys into an all-you-can-eat read more

One guy used up 572 hours in September, ... If you bring a bunch of 500-pound guys into an all-you-can-eat buffet and they devour everything, there's a point at which the management has to come over and say, 'Enough's enough!'

by Charles Ardai Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This is a fun group and I knew there was a competitive bent, but I just didn't know how competitive.

This is a fun group and I knew there was a competitive bent, but I just didn't know how competitive.

by Mark Allred Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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[Hudson put himself in the playoff a difficult spot when, from the middle of the fairway, he pulled his second read more

[Hudson put himself in the playoff a difficult spot when, from the middle of the fairway, he pulled his second shot left of the tee box on No. 2.] He made an unbelievable recovery (to get on the green) from where he was sometimes you get the breaks and sometimes you dont, ... Thats golf. I couldnt be prouder of Rob and the rest of the entire team. Six under on this course is absolutely phenomenal. Nobody else was under par and weve got some tremendous golfers in this conference.

by Alex Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's a great tournament for us to get our feet wet and have the kids get some work against good read more

It's a great tournament for us to get our feet wet and have the kids get some work against good ball teams. We still are trying to fit kids in at places and so we were able to see what they can do.

by Joe Archuleta Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The danger is that a terrorist like Osama bin Laden who is very motivated ... gets a bomb out of read more

The danger is that a terrorist like Osama bin Laden who is very motivated ... gets a bomb out of a place like Russia. [Say] some crook steals it, he sells it to Osama bin Laden, Osama bin Laden brings it to Cleveland, or Boston, or L.A., and blows it up.

by Graham Allison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Our graphs are based on starting with chaos meaning we have a blast of news, and we say to our read more

Our graphs are based on starting with chaos meaning we have a blast of news, and we say to our algorithms, find some order in this. We're creating these from scratch.

by Jim Andrus Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We've been talking about a garage sale and we talked about what we could send them, ... Then we thought read more

We've been talking about a garage sale and we talked about what we could send them, ... Then we thought why not have a garage sale and just send them the money, it would be faster and they could buy whatever they really need.

by Matthew Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It was really good. I was really proud of her. She's been hitting the ball very well.

It was really good. I was really proud of her. She's been hitting the ball very well.

by Becca Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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