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    I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood up and asked me if I wanted to see his penis.

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Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?

Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?

by Artemus Ward Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The engineers had to redesign the software, reprogram the tape recorder and had to get Galileo to do data compression,

The engineers had to redesign the software, reprogram the tape recorder and had to get Galileo to do data compression,

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The Tigers have built a much stronger military machine in the four years of the ceasefire. If the intensity of read more

The Tigers have built a much stronger military machine in the four years of the ceasefire. If the intensity of the war increases, there is no doubt they have developed a capability to strike in Colombo.

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They weren't just people paying to see a show. They were part of it. There was such a euphoric feeling read more

They weren't just people paying to see a show. They were part of it. There was such a euphoric feeling in that arena.

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I've gotten to know them on a personal level, and I don't have to teach as much. They know what read more

I've gotten to know them on a personal level, and I don't have to teach as much. They know what to expect from me.

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I don't want any money.

I don't want any money.

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I expected them to drive to the hoop. I think it might have been one of those instances where they read more

I expected them to drive to the hoop. I think it might have been one of those instances where they were young kids and they have not been here before and they tensed up a little and took those 3-pointers. But, you look at that team and they are so well coached. My guys didn't mind being on defense at the end and I think they were confident and comfortable because they had been in that situation before. The experience of being in the championship game before definitely paid off for us.

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We're excited about qualifying for the tournament. It's our first goal. We want to continue to focus on improving, getting read more

We're excited about qualifying for the tournament. It's our first goal. We want to continue to focus on improving, getting better, so we can try to extend the season as long as possible.

by Jeanne Arbuckle Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's the old armchair quarterback theory. People always think they're a better coach or the better owner. Fantasy football is read more

It's the old armchair quarterback theory. People always think they're a better coach or the better owner. Fantasy football is tailor-made to live out that armchair quarterback life. You get to pick the players. It's ideal.

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