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I was in a weird head space, I was not myself, for sure. I was kind of running around, crazy, read more

I was in a weird head space, I was not myself, for sure. I was kind of running around, crazy, experiencing things for the first time. That was the first time I had really broken things, and it felt so good - *beep*ing great.

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Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

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The women also ... are given a quiz asking them what's their primary form of contraception and their second form read more

The women also ... are given a quiz asking them what's their primary form of contraception and their second form of contraception, and it has to match up to what the practitioner said.

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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

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Chemists employed by the police can do remarkable things with blood. They can find it in shreds of cloth, in read more

Chemists employed by the police can do remarkable things with blood. They can find it in shreds of cloth, in the interstices of floor boards, on the iron of a heel, and can measure it and swear to it and weave it into a rope to hang a man.

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Tears are the symbol of the inability of the soul to restrain its emotion and retain its self command.

Tears are the symbol of the inability of the soul to restrain its emotion and retain its self command.

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It's up to Gary. He's not some spectacle.

It's up to Gary. He's not some spectacle.

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Not to brag, I think he's qualified too, in fact I know he is.

Not to brag, I think he's qualified too, in fact I know he is.

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We don't like to think of anyone eating them, but we know that happens.

We don't like to think of anyone eating them, but we know that happens.

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