God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

If they can stay where they are and can have air and water, (then) stay where they are. We're just read more

If they can stay where they are and can have air and water, (then) stay where they are. We're just at the point where we cannot meet the needs of our citizens right now, particularly water.

I think it's been working pretty damn well.

I think it's been working pretty damn well.

There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.

There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.

Work is behind, but 65 percent is not that far behind. Whether or not we'll be able to open the read more

Work is behind, but 65 percent is not that far behind. Whether or not we'll be able to open the highway on time remains to be seen. The situation will be clearer in a week or two.

That's my people. That's the way that our fans react. For us, that's normal. I know over here, it's not read more

That's my people. That's the way that our fans react. For us, that's normal. I know over here, it's not typical.

This new LCD projector rounds out the Mitsubishi product line and offers our dealers more choices for their installations.

This new LCD projector rounds out the Mitsubishi product line and offers our dealers more choices for their installations.

The two Britons ... never made contact with the [International Solidarity Movement], never registered to join us and never attended read more

The two Britons ... never made contact with the [International Solidarity Movement], never registered to join us and never attended our mandatory training and orientation. There is in fact no connection to be made.

So, to prepare for the role, I had to take music lessons, talk to wives who had husbands overseas, and read more

So, to prepare for the role, I had to take music lessons, talk to wives who had husbands overseas, and carefully study the reactions and mannerisms of a friend who was expecting.