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    I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the ... one that I knew would work--and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest.

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It's headed up here. The hungry will be living on the same street as the captains of industry.

It's headed up here. The hungry will be living on the same street as the captains of industry.

by Debra Alich Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Sixty percent of the fish consumed in Iraq in 1990 was from the marshes.

Sixty percent of the fish consumed in Iraq in 1990 was from the marshes.

by Azzam Alwash Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This glorious raid, like the others before it in New York, Washington and Madrid, has moved our battle right to read more

This glorious raid, like the others before it in New York, Washington and Madrid, has moved our battle right to the enemy's doorstep.

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The Chinese authorities indicated that they want to ratify the covenant as early as possible.

The Chinese authorities indicated that they want to ratify the covenant as early as possible.

by Louise Arbour Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

by Konrad Adenauer Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It hurt us deeply because the family was actually a part of our family at the veterans of foreign wars.

It hurt us deeply because the family was actually a part of our family at the veterans of foreign wars.

by John Ayers Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The thing that surprised me the most is the housing need in the area despite FEMA trailers.

The thing that surprised me the most is the housing need in the area despite FEMA trailers.

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(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

by Jonathan Ames Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Privatization is the worst idea to try to protect Social Security. It's nuts. We have to find ways to keep read more

Privatization is the worst idea to try to protect Social Security. It's nuts. We have to find ways to keep pensions secure, as well as Social Security.

by Judy Aydelott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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