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    I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the ... one that I knew would work--and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest.

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I can't wait, ... I'm just hoping that they'll see I'm not making this up. People need to be held read more

I can't wait, ... I'm just hoping that they'll see I'm not making this up. People need to be held accountable.

by Craig Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He just kept pushing me around. At times, it seemed more like a football game.

He just kept pushing me around. At times, it seemed more like a football game.

by Josh Aciukewicz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He said there were too many incidents, but there's not enough incidents to make a drastic change in the program read more

He said there were too many incidents, but there's not enough incidents to make a drastic change in the program at this point in time.

by Joe Alleva Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We're certainly aiming for that but it's hard to crystal-ball it. At the moment it's very encouraging because he's not read more

We're certainly aiming for that but it's hard to crystal-ball it. At the moment it's very encouraging because he's not feeling much [pain] at all in everyday activities, which he did before.

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He looked like he was walking off the streets in Iraq, ... He had a bandanna on. He was very read more

He looked like he was walking off the streets in Iraq, ... He had a bandanna on. He was very intense and serious. He laid out these wild posters across our conference room, covering most of the floor. It was an editor's dream.

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It was very cool. We thought it was part of the show.

It was very cool. We thought it was part of the show.

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Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance.

Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance.

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The gaming commission would look long and hard. We think it would be hard to get licensed.

The gaming commission would look long and hard. We think it would be hard to get licensed.

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I couldn't use the public restrooms because they weren't working. The food tasted awful. Everything was disgusting.

I couldn't use the public restrooms because they weren't working. The food tasted awful. Everything was disgusting.

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