I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew read more

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

It's a different matter with sheep. Once their wool is waterlogged, they drown.

It's a different matter with sheep. Once their wool is waterlogged, they drown.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning of read more

I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning of power.

We're applying a bit more pressure up top. We added an extra offensive midfielder. We tried to take it to read more

We're applying a bit more pressure up top. We added an extra offensive midfielder. We tried to take it to them today so we could maybe have success early.

I asked the students to wear white and carry American flags at school. We can display flags of the countries read more

I asked the students to wear white and carry American flags at school. We can display flags of the countries where we came from during International Day. We need to show our support and love for the U.S. on Monday.

At the margin, it's not helpful to the stock-price performance.

At the margin, it's not helpful to the stock-price performance.

This merger will mean a real choice and lower prices in local phone service, faster Internet access and better cable read more

This merger will mean a real choice and lower prices in local phone service, faster Internet access and better cable TV.

A good short-story writer has an instinct for sketching in just enough background to ground the specific story.

A good short-story writer has an instinct for sketching in just enough background to ground the specific story.