I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

That has considered the decline in cigarette consumption and production.

That has considered the decline in cigarette consumption and production.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.

[Right now], if I want an encrypted e-mail service, I'll go to an encrypted e-mail company. It's not my first read more

[Right now], if I want an encrypted e-mail service, I'll go to an encrypted e-mail company. It's not my first thought to go to the post office for that kind of service.

We've come to this conclusion with unexpected and heartening speed,

We've come to this conclusion with unexpected and heartening speed,

Long ago, I made up my mind that when things were said involving only me, I would pay no attention read more

Long ago, I made up my mind that when things were said involving only me, I would pay no attention to them, except when valid criticism was carried by which I could profit.

The girls had to play in the rain for most of the first nine holes and the wind was gusting read more

The girls had to play in the rain for most of the first nine holes and the wind was gusting for the whole day.

This was a big game for us after that loss when we didn't play well. We had a talk before read more

This was a big game for us after that loss when we didn't play well. We had a talk before the game about executing our game plan and trying to put some pressure on them.