Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

The trick is to stop thinking it as 'your' money.

The trick is to stop thinking it as 'your' money.

There are rednecks in our society and they can take law into their own hands,

There are rednecks in our society and they can take law into their own hands,

Have a good cry, wash out your heart. If you keep it inside it'll tear you apart. Sometimes you lose, read more

Have a good cry, wash out your heart. If you keep it inside it'll tear you apart. Sometimes you lose, but you're gonna win if you just hang in.

I just hope if any of those folks are illegal that they realize there are millions that immigrate properly and read more

I just hope if any of those folks are illegal that they realize there are millions that immigrate properly and legally and they don't have to protest.

I'm structuring a program that's going to be individualized based on 'X' pitcher. We're going to create an inning threshold, read more

I'm structuring a program that's going to be individualized based on 'X' pitcher. We're going to create an inning threshold, a pitch count based on that certain pitcher. There may be some guys that have a 100 pitch count or he may have an 80 or 75 pitch count. It all depends on the person's strength, arm action and mechanics. All of that will play a role in our decision making.

Law is commands joined to threats of punishment

Law is commands joined to threats of punishment

My biggest concern was that we didn't want to lose sight of other financial aid (for students). We didn't want read more

My biggest concern was that we didn't want to lose sight of other financial aid (for students). We didn't want it to compete with AFAT.

Superbly marketed, Pearl Harbor is the very model of a modern blockbuster. Will it matter that almost nothing about its read more

Superbly marketed, Pearl Harbor is the very model of a modern blockbuster. Will it matter that almost nothing about its human drama rings true?