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Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister read more

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.

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My parents are here for my education. I don't want to walk out of class.

My parents are here for my education. I don't want to walk out of class.

by Maria Alvarado Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

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The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV, ... We need to read more

The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV, ... We need to give parents better tools. With 200 channels, I feel out of control.

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Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.

Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.

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The defense stepped up, which is what we expect around here.

The defense stepped up, which is what we expect around here.

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Many (companies) in fact believe that (employees) are less effective in their jobs when 'dressed down',

Many (companies) in fact believe that (employees) are less effective in their jobs when 'dressed down',

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This is a very large hurricane, a very powerful hurricane. Wherever you have the eye of this system, you are read more

This is a very large hurricane, a very powerful hurricane. Wherever you have the eye of this system, you are going to have a potentially catastrophic disaster there. This is the worst-case scenario for a hurricane.

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His shot is hard enough when you can see it. So when it comes across on a one-timer like that, read more

His shot is hard enough when you can see it. So when it comes across on a one-timer like that, with a screen in front, that's even tougher.

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