I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I read more

I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the ... one that I knew would work--and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest.

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.

It's my country, and there are good players on that team. They have good hitters and I have to figure read more

It's my country, and there are good players on that team. They have good hitters and I have to figure out how I pitch to them. I can't miss at all versus those guys.

It was nice to swing the bats and get some hits.

It was nice to swing the bats and get some hits.

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's read more

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No, that's trend!'

But I won't be offended if someone chooses to violate it.

But I won't be offended if someone chooses to violate it.

The 2005 FBI Computer Crime Survey should serve as a wake-up call to every company in America.

The 2005 FBI Computer Crime Survey should serve as a wake-up call to every company in America.

I think you're seeing chaos, basically. No matter how you cut it, it's very poor project design and implementation.

I think you're seeing chaos, basically. No matter how you cut it, it's very poor project design and implementation.

We're ecstatic that we got things off the ground.

We're ecstatic that we got things off the ground.