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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Smoking, obesity, and alcohol abuse are leading contributors to preventable death in the United States. By early adulthood, a large read more

Smoking, obesity, and alcohol abuse are leading contributors to preventable death in the United States. By early adulthood, a large proportion of Americans smoke, are overweight, and drink alcohol to excess.

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Of course the opening match is important but the cut will be made after three matches.

Of course the opening match is important but the cut will be made after three matches.

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Jay is a guy who is always going to put the ball in play. He's a decent hitter, a good read more

Jay is a guy who is always going to put the ball in play. He's a decent hitter, a good hitter. Fortunately, with the bases loaded, he was able to hit a home run for us.

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But the fawn just died.

But the fawn just died.

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We have exclusive access to Alexis as he goes through the process.

We have exclusive access to Alexis as he goes through the process.

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Evidently the pepper spray had no effect.

Evidently the pepper spray had no effect.

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Disco is just jitterbug.

Disco is just jitterbug.

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I think we did very well. We had two major benefactors that really made sure all the women and the read more

I think we did very well. We had two major benefactors that really made sure all the women and the children in the shelter got their wish list.

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