If you are a 24-year-old man, you believe that old age begins about 55 [while] if you are a 62-year-old read more

If you are a 24-year-old man, you believe that old age begins about 55 [while] if you are a 62-year-old woman, you think youth doesn't end until 57.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

We all do 'do, re, mi,' but you have got to find the other notes yourself.

We all do 'do, re, mi,' but you have got to find the other notes yourself.

Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.

Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.

This triggered a series of trade friction, especially in the field of textile,

This triggered a series of trade friction, especially in the field of textile,

When it comes down to it, water, sewer, roads and rail is what you need.

When it comes down to it, water, sewer, roads and rail is what you need.

We're staring record energy prices in the face every day, it seems.

We're staring record energy prices in the face every day, it seems.

I?m just happy that our weather is coming in [today] and not Friday.

I?m just happy that our weather is coming in [today] and not Friday.

A lot of students that have a blackout for the first time learn from it and stop drinking so much. read more

A lot of students that have a blackout for the first time learn from it and stop drinking so much. It is a scary thing to have happen.