He said, 'Is there a Cherie here?' ... and I'm waiting for the lightning bolt to come.

He said, 'Is there a Cherie here?' ... and I'm waiting for the lightning bolt to come.

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to read more

Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.

You are looking as fresh as paint.

You are looking as fresh as paint.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

I underestimated the A- League when I put my squad together. I put my hand up for that one.

I underestimated the A- League when I put my squad together. I put my hand up for that one.

In our view, these proceedings could drag on for many quarters.

In our view, these proceedings could drag on for many quarters.

A page has been opened on the path to modernization.

A page has been opened on the path to modernization.

I only stayed there for one year though, because I got homesick,

I only stayed there for one year though, because I got homesick,