Indeed, wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous.

Indeed, wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous.

Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Disco is just jitterbug.

Disco is just jitterbug.

We're seeing good demand for the euro.

We're seeing good demand for the euro.

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love read more

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.

We do not have information on what is put in canned light tuna.

We do not have information on what is put in canned light tuna.

When we came here we didn't know anybody, and when we wanted to do something we had no idea where read more

When we came here we didn't know anybody, and when we wanted to do something we had no idea where to go.

Mississippi officials have taken some important first steps toward reform, ... Despite some initial progress, we have been unable to read more

Mississippi officials have taken some important first steps toward reform, ... Despite some initial progress, we have been unable to obtain agreement on an in-court settlement.

You carry a very heavy burden, Prime Minister. You carry the hopes and dreams of every Japanese alive today and read more

You carry a very heavy burden, Prime Minister. You carry the hopes and dreams of every Japanese alive today and those of our honored ancestors. You literally carry Japan upon your back.