I'm a pedophile. You know that, ... I'm gonna look. He was feeding my habit. ... It's like crack. After read more

I'm a pedophile. You know that, ... I'm gonna look. He was feeding my habit. ... It's like crack. After you give them that one rock, you know he's gonna come back. He's hooked.

It's just become a more accepted, more mainstream culinary choice in this country.

It's just become a more accepted, more mainstream culinary choice in this country.

We should finish off the chances at this level. If you get in front of the goal three or four read more

We should finish off the chances at this level. If you get in front of the goal three or four times, what more do you need?

Worldly fame is but a breath of wind that blows now this way, and now that, and changes name as read more

Worldly fame is but a breath of wind that blows now this way, and now that, and changes name as it changes direction.

The older you get, the more you realize you're drifting toward a direction, and sometimes your significant other drifts into read more

The older you get, the more you realize you're drifting toward a direction, and sometimes your significant other drifts into an opposite direction. You can't blame anybody for it.

I was young and I just didn't think it through. It was an indiscretion but one for which I hope read more

I was young and I just didn't think it through. It was an indiscretion but one for which I hope I can be forgiven.

We came up with a pretty unique scheme that we think the tourism people were impressed with.

We came up with a pretty unique scheme that we think the tourism people were impressed with.

The thing about baseball is, it takes one pitch to change a game. He just got the bat head out. read more

The thing about baseball is, it takes one pitch to change a game. He just got the bat head out. Every pitcher in America's going to say, 'Darn it, that shouldn't have been hit.' But he hit my pitch.

I've never been convinced that the number of available hands is all that is important, however.

I've never been convinced that the number of available hands is all that is important, however.