I just slipped. It was a little wet, and I couldn't dig in. But, I should have made the play.

I just slipped. It was a little wet, and I couldn't dig in. But, I should have made the play.

I always, always hated it, ... but I was always the only kid on the team who could do it. read more

I always, always hated it, ... but I was always the only kid on the team who could do it. So my coaches always told me, 'Well, if you can snap, go over to the side and practice a little bit,' and literally I was always the only guy who could do it. So I did it in pee wee, midget, junior high school, high school, college. My goal when I came in the league was to play one 'Monday Night Football' game. Now, I've played 10 seasons, and I've got four kids at home and I can hardly stay awake to watch a 'Monday Night Football' game.

We empathize with them and feel their pain. What we should say to them is thank you for their sacrifice. read more

We empathize with them and feel their pain. What we should say to them is thank you for their sacrifice. It's a pain for the country and an individual pain for those people who live there.

We need clarification from the court as to what exactly it means when (statute) says we're exempt from impact fees.

We need clarification from the court as to what exactly it means when (statute) says we're exempt from impact fees.

It is easy to condemn, it is better to pity.

It is easy to condemn, it is better to pity.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I did a thing on Malcolm in the Middle which I loved.

I did a thing on Malcolm in the Middle which I loved.

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. And that was all read more

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. And that was all his patrimony.