We will not allow you to sit here, conspire with the opposition and give them money to overthrow the president,

We will not allow you to sit here, conspire with the opposition and give them money to overthrow the president,

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

I missed it. Plumb-bobbing is overrated.

I missed it. Plumb-bobbing is overrated.

We are thrilled and honored to host such well known and admired outdoor sports celebrities,

We are thrilled and honored to host such well known and admired outdoor sports celebrities,

Of course, when they had their best years, they never quite got it done. They went (to the Super Bowl) read more

Of course, when they had their best years, they never quite got it done. They went (to the Super Bowl) four times, but never won. They're starved up there.

I say tell me the truth, but you don«t dare. I tell you how I feel but you don«t care. read more

I say tell me the truth, but you don«t dare. I tell you how I feel but you don«t care. You say love is a hell you cannot bear. Well I say give me mine back and then go there, for all I care!

You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars.

You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars.

Kelvin has been working hard for a little over a month. I wish it could be more, but we'll take read more

Kelvin has been working hard for a little over a month. I wish it could be more, but we'll take what we got and let it work. I'm not worried about his stamina because he's in great shape, it's only now he'll be able to handle himself on the ground.

Your Excellency, I am aware of my responsibilities,

Your Excellency, I am aware of my responsibilities,