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    We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail? ... Switched to bologna sandwiches, that saved half a million dollars a year.

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It's a virtual reality fighting game. It's all weapons.

It's a virtual reality fighting game. It's all weapons.

by Joe Anoai Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He didn't deny anything. He said, ' I'm sorry. ' When you weather a crisis well, it can actually help read more

He didn't deny anything. He said, ' I'm sorry. ' When you weather a crisis well, it can actually help you. Right now is if I had a contract with him, I'd be thinking about using him more.

by John Antil Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Every month when my check came we would do one nice thing.

Every month when my check came we would do one nice thing.

by Bobby Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Pitchers today are only expected to pitch into the sixth inning.

Pitchers today are only expected to pitch into the sixth inning.

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I wanted them to come away with the feeling that they could make a positive difference in the world.

I wanted them to come away with the feeling that they could make a positive difference in the world.

by Darcey Addo Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If health insurance was working properly, the sicker you are, the more protection you would have. It seems to be read more

If health insurance was working properly, the sicker you are, the more protection you would have. It seems to be working backwards, the sicker you are, the more trouble you have paying bills.

by Drew Altman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I don't want to see this sport die. But I want to see it run in a more professional manner. read more

I don't want to see this sport die. But I want to see it run in a more professional manner. We have an opportunity here. We want to put a whole new face on dog racing.

by Dan Adkins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

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He can fill a whole hand up with Super Bowl rings, and those haven't been seen around here. He knows read more

He can fill a whole hand up with Super Bowl rings, and those haven't been seen around here. He knows what needs to be done. All he needs is a little time.

by Joe Andruzzi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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