In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and... SNAP! The read more

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and... SNAP! The job's a game!

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes read more

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward. - "Mr. Dooley's Opinions", 1900.

Every bonus point counts when you are trying to win it all.

Every bonus point counts when you are trying to win it all.

I wanted to balance three equal lines, and I think it worked pretty well. Carrollton-Farmers Branch is second in the read more

I wanted to balance three equal lines, and I think it worked pretty well. Carrollton-Farmers Branch is second in the division (with 23 points) and we hung in the game until the third.

When I charged a round in the chamber, he got down real fast,

When I charged a round in the chamber, he got down real fast,

You would think anyone with a life-or-death decision would want the best information possible.

You would think anyone with a life-or-death decision would want the best information possible.

I knew that I was in my [adopted] hometown but it would be a tough fight. I'm just guided by read more

I knew that I was in my [adopted] hometown but it would be a tough fight. I'm just guided by faith.

If we need to drain the water, we will do it at a point where demand for electricity is low.

If we need to drain the water, we will do it at a point where demand for electricity is low.

It's very costly for Americans to continue to fatten up.

It's very costly for Americans to continue to fatten up.