We make it mandatory: wherever they go, that dog must be with them.

We make it mandatory: wherever they go, that dog must be with them.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space read more

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

I give him a C-minus. It's better than we've had, but we've got a long way to go to get read more

I give him a C-minus. It's better than we've had, but we've got a long way to go to get this federal fiscal house in order. ... I would give him a much higher grade if he had vetoed just one (spending) bill.

When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in read more

When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

Day one was a bit of a disaster and to come back and win a gold after that was just read more

Day one was a bit of a disaster and to come back and win a gold after that was just unbelievable. I'm just so happy I was able to turn it around.

It does seem as if she's gravitated to the more mainstream causes. These are easy, and from a political standpoint, read more

It does seem as if she's gravitated to the more mainstream causes. These are easy, and from a political standpoint, no-brainers. While the families of people with mental illnesses are voters, many people with mental illnesses are not. That's not the same for people with cancer.

The pilot project verifies that we're delivering [new products] as the customers wanted them.

The pilot project verifies that we're delivering [new products] as the customers wanted them.

[Despite the lopsided primary results, Archer cautioned his supporters not to take the general election for granted.] We've come too read more

[Despite the lopsided primary results, Archer cautioned his supporters not to take the general election for granted.] We've come too far, built too many bridges, taken too many steps to be turned around, ... Something good is happening here.