This is the old armchair quarterback theory. Everybody thinks they can be a better coach, a better general manager, a read more

This is the old armchair quarterback theory. Everybody thinks they can be a better coach, a better general manager, a better owner.

It took a deadly illness to put me eye to eye with that truth, but it is a truth that read more

It took a deadly illness to put me eye to eye with that truth, but it is a truth that the country, caught up in its ruthless ambitions and moral decay, can learn on my dime.

It?s interesting that astronomy can do this. And it?s great that there?s this ongoing interest in Ansel. We?re planning to read more

It?s interesting that astronomy can do this. And it?s great that there?s this ongoing interest in Ansel. We?re planning to go out and see it for curiosity?s sake.

It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.

It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.

It's just one more thing to worry about, I guess. You just try to be smart about where you're going.

It's just one more thing to worry about, I guess. You just try to be smart about where you're going.

I didn't have my control. The sinker was going too wide. I wanted to keep the ball down, so if read more

I didn't have my control. The sinker was going too wide. I wanted to keep the ball down, so if they made contact, they keep the ball in the ballpark. That lineup doesn't have any weak spots.

All politicians are control freaks; they think they own you. Crazy mayors want to tax the Internet. If government finds read more

All politicians are control freaks; they think they own you. Crazy mayors want to tax the Internet. If government finds they can't tax the shopkeepers, they'll tax the shoppers.

There are some mature birds that have short beards from a lack of melanin that makes the beard weak and read more

There are some mature birds that have short beards from a lack of melanin that makes the beard weak and it will break. The best method is to wait and see the bird in full strut. If his fan (tail feathers) form an even-edged circle, then he's mature. If there are shorter feathers on the edges of the fan with taller feathers in the middle, then it's a jake.

Everyone wants Steve to do well because he really is the nicest guy you would ever come across. When we read more

Everyone wants Steve to do well because he really is the nicest guy you would ever come across. When we were working on the movie he said to me — and he wasn't kidding — 'I'm just trying to be nice to the casting director, so if this bombs she'll at least cast me in another movie.' This was the casting director he hired.