(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

It seems there are never enough [left-handed] desks. I have worked here for 30 years and the shortage of left-handed read more

It seems there are never enough [left-handed] desks. I have worked here for 30 years and the shortage of left-handed desks has not been a problem before.

We're not even thinking about it right now. We won one game, now we've won two games and we have read more

We're not even thinking about it right now. We won one game, now we've won two games and we have a winning streak. Our focus is on the next game.

I don't think Chase and Bank One will let that happen.

I don't think Chase and Bank One will let that happen.

I'd love to come back, but I think they're pretty well set. I'll be playing somewhere. The league is going read more

I'd love to come back, but I think they're pretty well set. I'll be playing somewhere. The league is going to have to drag me off the floor.

Schools have quickly closed and thousands of people carrying machetes, some with guns, are rushing toward the military barracks. It read more

Schools have quickly closed and thousands of people carrying machetes, some with guns, are rushing toward the military barracks. It could be bloody.

If you kill bacteria down to three feet you're not going to have any problems.

If you kill bacteria down to three feet you're not going to have any problems.

We just wanted to keep the momentum of this season going. A win and we keep moving forward. If we read more

We just wanted to keep the momentum of this season going. A win and we keep moving forward. If we lose, it cancels out how well we played at Central (a 61-57 win) on Thursday.

We were absolutely aiming to capture that Sun Studio sound.

We were absolutely aiming to capture that Sun Studio sound.