I can't wait for that first day of practice when everybody steps on that court and we all start on read more

I can't wait for that first day of practice when everybody steps on that court and we all start on that goal of getting to the Final Four.

The way people make decisions about cell phones is still about cheap minutes, good coverage at home and a free read more

The way people make decisions about cell phones is still about cheap minutes, good coverage at home and a free handset.

When a 'Life of Brian' comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of Theo read more

When a 'Life of Brian' comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of Theo van Gogh, it will be a huge step forward.

That's the end of his life, by the look of it,

That's the end of his life, by the look of it,

The lake has gotten a little better. Now it has seasons. Sometimes it's green, sometimes it's red and sometimes it's read more

The lake has gotten a little better. Now it has seasons. Sometimes it's green, sometimes it's red and sometimes it's brown.

I am declaring a state of emergency because of the clear threat to the nation.

I am declaring a state of emergency because of the clear threat to the nation.

We had one lady ... we had an emergency run and she waited an hour to donate stuff.

We had one lady ... we had an emergency run and she waited an hour to donate stuff.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

Earnings are driving the testing of the top end for the S&P 500, but geopolitical issues are here to stay read more

Earnings are driving the testing of the top end for the S&P 500, but geopolitical issues are here to stay for some time. That will put downward pressure on the stock market.