She can do things that no one in our district can do. She's got a quick first step, and is read more

She can do things that no one in our district can do. She's got a quick first step, and is an incredible athlete. I'm honored to have the opportunity to coach her.

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad; babies read more

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad; babies never are.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

I was real pleased how we held our composure, and I'm disappointed we couldn't come out with a win.

I was real pleased how we held our composure, and I'm disappointed we couldn't come out with a win.

I told Thomas to take some of the velocity of the ball, and he started throwing strikes. His form was read more

I told Thomas to take some of the velocity of the ball, and he started throwing strikes. His form was a little bit off. But he'll be alright. He just needs more reps in practice.

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love read more

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.

We don't have any objection to what they're doing for City Center, and we understand that people want different things, read more

We don't have any objection to what they're doing for City Center, and we understand that people want different things, ... But that's not why people choose to live out here. We don't want bus lines and bigger roads.

Amazingly, given that this was a very intense fire and a large fire and that you're talking about senior citizens, read more

Amazingly, given that this was a very intense fire and a large fire and that you're talking about senior citizens, everyone self-evacuated except for one woman the police escorted out.

A lot of places call for money, but I wanted to do more,

A lot of places call for money, but I wanted to do more,