It was tough on the way back this morning. I was so mad; it kept snowing and snowing. We should read more

It was tough on the way back this morning. I was so mad; it kept snowing and snowing. We should have been here half an hour ago.

It was not Lisa Holland. She didn't know about it.

It was not Lisa Holland. She didn't know about it.

The absurdity of it gets played out in the day-to-day lives of Border Patrol agents. Everybody knows somebody [in the read more

The absurdity of it gets played out in the day-to-day lives of Border Patrol agents. Everybody knows somebody [in the U.S. illegally] who has some kind of relationship with a Border Patrol agent. Either someone in their family is married to one, or they're sleeping with one. People's lives are very complicated and intertwined and they're not very clear-cut.

You've just got to think that your legs aren't tired and there's still a lot of game left to play.

You've just got to think that your legs aren't tired and there's still a lot of game left to play.

My vagina can't give a monologue!

My vagina can't give a monologue!

We see it as granting access that could provide least-developed countries with the incentive to make improvements in quality and read more

We see it as granting access that could provide least-developed countries with the incentive to make improvements in quality and marketing.

It just goes to show you that anything that looks out of the ordinary is going to strike fear in read more

It just goes to show you that anything that looks out of the ordinary is going to strike fear in people now.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.

That will be the third time we'll have bowled each other this week. We're in the same league Monday and read more

That will be the third time we'll have bowled each other this week. We're in the same league Monday and Wednesday nights and, oddly, our teams were scheduled against each other both nights. He kicked our butts Monday night, so I'll have to try to get him back. But he's a great bowler.