I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also read more

I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also like The Critic and Celebrity Death Match and South Park. I love all of that.

They (the special teams) did exactly what we asked them to do...we started out the game great, set the tempo read more

They (the special teams) did exactly what we asked them to do...we started out the game great, set the tempo and it was just real fun from then on.

June and July we were looking at terrible crops, and then I think we benefited from hurricane rains and had read more

June and July we were looking at terrible crops, and then I think we benefited from hurricane rains and had a better crop than we thought, which dropped the prices.

Men are anxious to improve their circumstances, but are unwilling to improve themselves; they therefore remain bound

Men are anxious to improve their circumstances, but are unwilling to improve themselves; they therefore remain bound

Inexperience can be used as an excuse or an opportunity. It is as an excuse that it is most often read more

Inexperience can be used as an excuse or an opportunity. It is as an excuse that it is most often trotted out England's management ... India, throughout, this series, have used is as an opportunity.

Short series, and we didn't play like we're capable of playing. We didn't show up (Saturday). Today, you saw the read more

Short series, and we didn't play like we're capable of playing. We didn't show up (Saturday). Today, you saw the real East Providence team. A couple bounces here or there, and things could have been different.

You know, it happens. I'm playing like an All Star, and I know I'm one of the elite players, so read more

You know, it happens. I'm playing like an All Star, and I know I'm one of the elite players, so if I don't get picked, in my mind I'm still one of them. If I don't go, then I get to work out.

The mandate of our show is to find what makes us laugh. We had tough shoes to fill for this read more

The mandate of our show is to find what makes us laugh. We had tough shoes to fill for this role, and finding someone to fit the character of Jeffrey was a challenge, if not a miracle. But when miracles happen, you don't question them.

Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness; but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. read more

Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness; but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise; be wise and thou art happy.