Candidate Thomas is a sad, sad man, with only one desire: to reunite with his deceased ex-girlfriend.

Candidate Thomas is a sad, sad man, with only one desire: to reunite with his deceased ex-girlfriend.

Subsidies could fuel inflation through increased spending.

Subsidies could fuel inflation through increased spending.

I thought we showed a lot of poise as a team. We stayed together when Colorado State made their run read more

I thought we showed a lot of poise as a team. We stayed together when Colorado State made their run at us. The guys hung in there and it's a great win for us.

We missed Valentine's Day by about a week. You can tell your guy you'll trade him this play for three read more

We missed Valentine's Day by about a week. You can tell your guy you'll trade him this play for three action movies -- football or sports stories or blowing up cities. Just make a deal.

Circumstances may cause interruptions and delays, but never lose sight of your goal.

Circumstances may cause interruptions and delays, but never lose sight of your goal.

Low and behold, the Lord sent someone my way.

Low and behold, the Lord sent someone my way.

The ingrained idea that, because there is no king and they despise titles, the Americans are a free people is read more

The ingrained idea that, because there is no king and they despise titles, the Americans are a free people is pathetically untrue. There is a perpetual interference with personal liberty over there that would not be tolerated in England for a week.

There may be some bit of caution since we're trading at record levels, but there's a fair bit of money read more

There may be some bit of caution since we're trading at record levels, but there's a fair bit of money waiting to go into the market.

The thing that makes a creative person is to be creative and that is all there is to it.

The thing that makes a creative person is to be creative and that is all there is to it.