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    [Tuesday] is the first day I've actually eaten anything or done anything. I felt pretty good on the ice. I don't have much energy, but hopefully [today] I'll feel better.

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I've sold my records outta shopping carts on the street.

I've sold my records outta shopping carts on the street.

by Gg Allin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.

If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.

by Stanley Garn Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's a celebration of the water that is not romantic. It's a celebration of water within the context of the read more

It's a celebration of the water that is not romantic. It's a celebration of water within the context of the time we live in.

by David Arner Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It seems there are never enough [left-handed] desks. I have worked here for 30 years and the shortage of left-handed read more

It seems there are never enough [left-handed] desks. I have worked here for 30 years and the shortage of left-handed desks has not been a problem before.

by Bob Albanese Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Burroughs was a very political writer.

Burroughs was a very political writer.

by Kathy Acker Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg read more

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.

by Abraham Lincoln Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Because the governor hasn't seen a funding ordinance, there's no way for her to weigh in.

Because the governor hasn't seen a funding ordinance, there's no way for her to weigh in.

by Holly Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.

Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.

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The ring flies a long way because it's so thin. It's sailed as far as 1,333 feet, a Guinness world read more

The ring flies a long way because it's so thin. It's sailed as far as 1,333 feet, a Guinness world record.

by Alan Adler Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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