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    I told her after the race if the male jockeys ever give her a roasting again she can truthfully say she can beat them with a leg in the air.

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Those good men who take such pleasure in relieving the miserable for Christ's sake, would not have been less forward read more

Those good men who take such pleasure in relieving the miserable for Christ's sake, would not have been less forward to minister onto Christ Himself.

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It's low volume, so a little selling goes a long way.

It's low volume, so a little selling goes a long way.

by Bruce Alston Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps.

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps.

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Our audiences are all ages: kids who just love the show, love the movie, grandparents bringing their grandkids, it really read more

Our audiences are all ages: kids who just love the show, love the movie, grandparents bringing their grandkids, it really covers the spectrum.

by Frankie Avalon Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

by Bud Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The cost of health care is going up much faster than people's wages. Families are paying about (on average) $1,000 read more

The cost of health care is going up much faster than people's wages. Families are paying about (on average) $1,000 more now just for health care premiums than they were five years ago.

by Drew Altman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

by Fred Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It would appear as though I cannot catch second place. I'm fine. I'm feeling OK. I accomplished what I wanted read more

It would appear as though I cannot catch second place. I'm fine. I'm feeling OK. I accomplished what I wanted to do, and that was run for an elected office and tell people that I was out there and I'm available.

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I figured maybe it was some sort of a surprise celebration for our new Teacher of the Year.

I figured maybe it was some sort of a surprise celebration for our new Teacher of the Year.

by Amanda Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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