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    Your wife will be very happy, ... If she's not, send her back. One thing about our company, customer satisfaction is guaranteed.

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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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People will see what they want.

People will see what they want.

by Andrew Adamson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The other night [in a loss to Philadelphia], we didn't do what we needed to do offensively. No matter how read more

The other night [in a loss to Philadelphia], we didn't do what we needed to do offensively. No matter how much I play, I want to do a better job of helping change that.

by Malik Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm very pleased...It's awesome! We weren't expecting anything and we wanted to go out and be proud of the fact read more

I'm very pleased...It's awesome! We weren't expecting anything and we wanted to go out and be proud of the fact we were part of the competition.

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Apple sells hardware and software. They don't have an existing subscriber base like cable companies, and they don't have content read more

Apple sells hardware and software. They don't have an existing subscriber base like cable companies, and they don't have content like ESPN that people have an affinity to.

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This is world's best launch team. Congratulations for another awesome performance.

This is world's best launch team. Congratulations for another awesome performance.

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The first half was frustrating. We definitely didn't match their intensity, but we certainly did in the second half.

The first half was frustrating. We definitely didn't match their intensity, but we certainly did in the second half.

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I have heard nothing whatsoever about this alleged media speculation. This is a matter for the judiciary to decide on, read more

I have heard nothing whatsoever about this alleged media speculation. This is a matter for the judiciary to decide on, not for politicians and Jalal should know better than that. Why should he make a statement on the accused to the public? The court, the judge need to decide on this.

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All politicians are control freaks; they think they own you. Crazy mayors want to tax the Internet. If government finds read more

All politicians are control freaks; they think they own you. Crazy mayors want to tax the Internet. If government finds they can't tax the shopkeepers, they'll tax the shoppers.

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