Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of read more

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

We absolutely could not stop those two girls.

We absolutely could not stop those two girls.

It's nice when it gets down to one team. People start talking about it, ... It's a time period when read more

It's nice when it gets down to one team. People start talking about it, ... It's a time period when we're talked about and then not again until the next year.

When he said that, I believed him, that he didn't send me here.

When he said that, I believed him, that he didn't send me here.

The business and industry environment during the quarter was generally favorable. Our sales results reflected stable trends across our product read more

The business and industry environment during the quarter was generally favorable. Our sales results reflected stable trends across our product lines and a modest ramp in demand for fluid handling equipment through the quarter and into December.

We have a number of major budget productions that either have looked seriously at or are in the process of read more

We have a number of major budget productions that either have looked seriously at or are in the process of considering the state for 2006. So it's about 180 degrees from what we were at this time a year ago.

Under every stone lurks a politician.

Under every stone lurks a politician.

The ring flies a long way because it's so thin. It's sailed as far as 1,333 feet, a Guinness world read more

The ring flies a long way because it's so thin. It's sailed as far as 1,333 feet, a Guinness world record.