A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in read more

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

War is the science of destruction.

War is the science of destruction.

Felix will not pitch for Venezuela. We felt it best that given his youth and inexperience that it would be read more

Felix will not pitch for Venezuela. We felt it best that given his youth and inexperience that it would be far better for him to be with our club in spring training.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

I write everything on a xylophone!

I write everything on a xylophone!

We'll have signs showing the way, and students also will be available to direct people to the choir room.

We'll have signs showing the way, and students also will be available to direct people to the choir room.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

There are too many people in the world who are claiming they are defending the president without the family's knowledge read more

There are too many people in the world who are claiming they are defending the president without the family's knowledge and we don't know who authorized them.

It didn't dawn on me that we were older/elderly women. Later, of course, people felt we were doing so much read more

It didn't dawn on me that we were older/elderly women. Later, of course, people felt we were doing so much to further the cause of mature women.