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    These actors have been depicting my father as eating people, ... I was with him for many years, but I never saw any human flesh.

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Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? read more

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.

by John Abernethy Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We came out swinging today and it paid off. We have a few guys in the middle of the lineup read more

We came out swinging today and it paid off. We have a few guys in the middle of the lineup who can take the ball deep; that pitch that Turner hit got up in the jet stream and just took off.

by Luis Alicea Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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[HOLLYWOOD, California (Variety) -- Nicolas Cage, who played twins in] Adaptation ... It's time for me to discover and enjoy read more

[HOLLYWOOD, California (Variety) -- Nicolas Cage, who played twins in] Adaptation ... It's time for me to discover and enjoy my own company.

by Army Archerd Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The most fatal illusion is the narrow point of view. Since life is growth and motion, a fixed point of read more

The most fatal illusion is the narrow point of view. Since life is growth and motion, a fixed point of view kills anybody who has one.

by Brooks Atkinson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Shows like 'CSI' are teaching people that without forensic evidence you can't convict anybody.

Shows like 'CSI' are teaching people that without forensic evidence you can't convict anybody.

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I was very pleased to watch her,

I was very pleased to watch her,

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You're taking a group of congregations together. One group may not be able to do much on their own. But read more

You're taking a group of congregations together. One group may not be able to do much on their own. But let's spread the burden; let's work together.

by Kent Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When I get on that field, I am faster than any defensive back there. I really am _ I get read more

When I get on that field, I am faster than any defensive back there. I really am _ I get open and I get separation.

by Jason Avant Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Our transition game went well. We passed to the open man for the best shot possible. We also had 18 read more

Our transition game went well. We passed to the open man for the best shot possible. We also had 18 assists.

by Jim Arendt Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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